Hello, world, and all who I shall rule! (Let's try that again.)
Hello, world, and all who live on it!
Much better.

A little about me:
*I am a saved Protestant Christian.
*My name is googlschmarf.
*I have a hot girlfriend. :-) (my former best friend is jealous!)
*I am your future Tsar, so you can address me as Tsarevich. I am also the future Shahanshah.
*I'm intelligent. :-)
*I'm from the United States of America. :-)
*"Luke, I am not your father!"

A little about my blog:
*In addition to my normal posts I will post a mystery every week starting next week.