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Summer School, VBS

First day of summer school.
It's not really summer school, it's a middle school orientation.
Nothing interesting happened.
Vacation Bible School starts tonight.

At church today my jealous former best friend saw me. The first thing he had to say: Have you broke up with (hot girlfriends name) yet? Everyone knows he's jealous and loves her cuz he tells everybody she loves him when NOBODY could love this guy. He's suicidal, ugly, fat, and stupid.
Overall, he's just a big idiot.

Unfortunately, my middle school is full of them.

Hello, world, and all who I shall rule! (Let's try that again.)
Hello, world, and all who live on it!
Much better.

A little about me:
*I am a saved Protestant Christian.
*My name is googlschmarf.
*I have a hot girlfriend. :-) (my former best friend is jealous!)
*I am your future Tsar, so you can address me as Tsarevich. I am also the future Shahanshah.
*I'm intelligent. :-)
*I'm from the United States of America. :-)
*"Luke, I am not your father!"

A little about my blog:
*In addition to my normal posts I will post a mystery every week starting next week.